We Summon the Darkness (2019)

Director: Marc Meyers
Writer: Alan Trezza

This had potential, and I wanted to like it, but like so many other bad horror films, so much of it was stupid. The setup was clumsy and heavy-handed, so when the twist comes, you realize it’s not that much of a twist since you’ve known it for the last 20 minutes. The ending felt rushed and out of place with the rest of the film. And I expected more from actors who’ve been around the block a little (Alexandra Daddario, Johnny Knoxville, Maddie Hasson). I thought some of the lesser-knowns, such as Keean Johnson, did a better job.

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Harpoon (2019)

Writer: Rob Grant, Mike Kovac
Director: Rob Grant

Harpoon is one of those films that should have been a B-movie, but through some impressive performances and competent, if overly stylistic directing, it ends up becoming a combination thriller/dark comedy that is greater than the sum of its parts.

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Making Waves: The Art of Cinematic Sound (2019)

Director: Midge Costin
Writer: Bobette Buster

Sound is clearly an important facet of filmmaking. Think about how different the shower scene in Psycho would be without the sound effect of stabbing a casaba, or without Bernard Hermann’s shrieking score. Would Raiders of the Lost Ark have been as successful without Indy’s rousing theme march? How drab would the world of Star Wars be without the hum of lightsabers? The beeps and whistles of droids? The zip of a blaster gun? Without John Williams? And yet, most of us never give sound a second thought. In fact, one might argue that if the sound artists are doing their jobs correctly, we shouldn’t notice it. We want all of the various sounds to blend in, to disappear in the whole of the film. But what might seem, on the surface, to be simple and unobtrusive is actually quite complex and integral to the storytelling process. Making Waves: The Art of Cinematic Sound gives its viewers a crash course on all things related to cinematic sound, and entertains while it does it.

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The Nightingale (2019)

Director: Jennifer Kent
Writer: Jennifer Kent

I have to start this with a word of warning: this is an extremely hard film to watch. It’s not just that it’s bloody. There are also several scenes of rape, and a shit-ton of racism. My understanding is that people have walked out of the film when it’s been shown on the festival circuit. That said, if you can tough it out, you’ll find a very powerful, well-made film.

1825: Claire (Aisling Franciosi) is a young Irish woman and former convict who is indentured to Lieutenant Hawkins (Sam Claflin), the leader of an unruly group of British soldiers stationed in Tasmania. He refuses to release her from her servitude, and forces himself on her, angering her husband Aiden (Michael Sheasby), who confronts Hawkins and his men publicly one night. Once Hawkins’ misdeeds are uncovered, he loses the commission he was promised, and blaming Claire, he kills her family and leaves her for dead.

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The Irishman (2019)

Director: Martin Scorsese
Writer: Steven Zaillian (screenplay)/Charles Brandt (source material)

It’s like a beautiful paint by numbers picture. It looks exactly like what it’s supposed to look like. Pretty, to be sure, but safe. There’s everything you would expect, but very little you wouldn’t. And for me, that’s what made it just a bit disappointing. It was long, although that in and of itself isn’t a reason to malign a film. Here, though, I just felt like we had seen all of this before from Director Scorsese and his merry band of gangsters in earlier films. What draws me to crime films is that glimpse into a world so unfamiliar, so if you want me to invest three hours, you’ve got to give me something a little different. I will say that it was worthwhile to see Joe Pesci cast against type as the calm, circumspect one. And Al Pacino FINALLY gets to play the loud boisterous guy for a change! (I kid, I kid!)

IMDb voters give it an even 8.0. I’ll go with a 7. There’s nothing really wrong with it, and maybe my expectations were too high going in, but it just didn’t “wow” me in the way that his previous films have. If you can spare the three-plus hours, it’s definitely worth a watch, but I don’t see myself going back to it again and again, like I do with, say, Goodfellas. (running time 3:29)

Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood (2019)

Director: Quentin Tarantino

Writer: Quentin Tarantino

As usual with Quentin Tarantino films, I never seem to like them as much as others do. His movies always seem so self-indulgent, and this one seemed even more so than usual. As usual, QT fills the film, for better or worse, with pop culture nods to the time period. For me, too often, that just comes across as “stuff that Quentin thinks is cool.” A way of saying “look at how good I am at recreating 1969.” And I guess he is fairly good at it, but to what end? How many times do we need to see the cover of a TV guide, for example? Yeah, we get it—everyone had them back then. But all of that detail doesn’t quite make up for an aimless narrative and lack of character development. He spends more time demonstrating how well he knows the time period than he does giving us insight into the characters. And the other issue I have with it is that after all that effort to faithfully recreate the time period, he constantly reminds us that it’s NOT reality. He throws in an obviously fake dog food brand (“rat flavor?”) in among all the other, real products that are literally in just about every shot. And he once again plays with history. I won’t give any spoilers, per se, but I am about to hint at something, so skip to the next paragraph if you don’t want to read even a hint. He uses the horrific Tate-LaBianca murders by members of Charles Manson’s “family” as a way to increase tension in the film, but then, sadly, turns them into an odd sort of punchline at the end.

Okay, hints are over.

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Mine 9 (2019)

Director: Eddie Mensore

Writer: Eddie Mensore

I thought I’d do a couple of shorter reviews for films that I watched this year, just to get them out there. I especially wanted to cover those films “off the beaten path,” so to speak. I thought I’d space them out with regular reviews. The first one is Mine 9, the story of a group of coal miners trapped underground with less than an hour’s worth of air. It’s a low-budget film, but it doesn’t look it. Dark and weary in tone, the film tells the story of these men willing to do anything (and I do mean anything) to survive. I found it a little hard to keep track of the individuals on occasion, but that didn’t really detract from the film. This one’s a well-acted nail-biter.

IMDb has it at a 7.4. That’s a little high, I think, but I’d be okay with a 6.5. Don’t miss the interviews with real miners during the closing credits. (running time 1:23)

Countdown (2019)

Director: Justin Dec

Writer: Justin Dec

Have you ever filled out one of those online quizzes which asks you about your age and weight and health and then purports to tell you, based on said information, how long you’re going to live? What if you download an app, and without giving it any personal details, it gave you the same information, but rather than just a statistical guess, it was an absolute certainty? That’s the premise of Countdown, a slightly better than average horror film that works because of some better than average direction.

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Dragged Across Concrete

Director: S. Craig Zahler
Writer: S. Craig Zahler

This is what I like to call a film of convergence. We’re introduced to two separate storylines, with the knowledge that at some point, those lines are going to meet, and—in this case—bad things are going to happen. The first storyline has to do with two cops, Ridgeman (Mel Gibson) and Lurasetti (Vince Vaughn) who get caught on camera roughing up a drug dealer and get suspended without pay. They both need money, so they decide to rob another drug dealer, an “out-of-towner.” Needless to say, in this genre of film, things don’t always go as planned. The second storyline introduces us to Henry Johns (Tory Kittles), a smart, small-time crook who just got out of prison to find his mom working as a prostitute to support herself and his wheelchair-bound little brother, Ethan. Also needing money, he lets an old neighborhood friend, Biscuit (Michael Jai White) talk him into signing on with a gang of psychotics looking to steal a bunch of gold.

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